Boots Tubey

[STOMP.]

Tubey, in his Size Nines. His boots are posed mid-STOMP, so he's always ready to plant a Size Nine up your... wherever.

They really are size nine, too. (see back- it says 9!) I took him to Payless for a fitting, and what do you know: the smallest Adult and all Kids sizes are too big for Tubey, but he perfectly fits into Toddler size.... Nine. heh.
To be fair he probably would've fit into size eights just as well, but that would be wrong. So I modeled his boots after a real live pair of Size Nines. Authenticity!!!