New Tubeys added!

see bottom post w/ Baby Blue Tubey.

I haven't figured out how to get Blogger to show posts in reverse order, so I just had to post them in reverse order, and all updates will be added to the bottom (earliest) post.

Added:

Nega-Tubey
Bastard Tubey
Light Up Tubey
Thong Tubey

Not pictured:

Tubey Dice
Big Cuddly Tubey (2x the size of the regular Tubey series!!)

Thanks to the nice pharmacist at the Milltown Rd. A&P Pharmacy Dept for Bastard Tubey's pill bottle.

Tubies may contain wire/pipe cleaners and should not be left alone with small children or pets.
Arrogant Bastard Pills are not intended to treat or cure any disease and have not been evaluated by the FDA, as they are actually tic tacs.




Coming Soon:

Special Edition HERO Tubey, with extra Smallville accessories.

Disclaimer

TUBEY is the property of Television Without Pity (http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com)


I made him not for evil or for profit, but for love. Well, and also for kids. ;o)

Tubey takes over!!!

Tubies on my couch, plus TubeyXL and Tubey Dice. Overwhelming snark!!!!

Alien Tubey

All-Seeing Tubey

Amazing Tubey

You Have Been Philiminated! [BOMP]

Angelic Tubey

Angels and Ministers of Grace Defend Us!

Boots Tubey

[STOMP.]

Tubey, in his Size Nines. His boots are posed mid-STOMP, so he's always ready to plant a Size Nine up your... wherever.

They really are size nine, too. (see back- it says 9!) I took him to Payless for a fitting, and what do you know: the smallest Adult and all Kids sizes are too big for Tubey, but he perfectly fits into Toddler size.... Nine. heh.
To be fair he probably would've fit into size eights just as well, but that would be wrong. So I modeled his boots after a real live pair of Size Nines. Authenticity!!!

Cigarette Smoking Tubey

I Went to Skyland Mountain and All I Got Was This Stupid Implant

Classy Tubey

Classy

Crime Buster Tubey

Concentrate On What Cannot Lie. The Snark

Dead Tubey

Good Mourning!

Doctor Tubey

Helicopter 2, Viewers 0

Election Tubey

Post Snark Ergo Propter Snark

Eyebrows Tubey

This Is How We Do It On TWoP, Bitch!

Fivehead Tubey

My S*#lm@%e Chose My Best Friend and All I Got Was This Lousy Pin!

(Um... Lousy... lousy - stuffed... mascot. Yeah.)

Girls Tubey

Strummy Strummy La La

Detachable (velcro), so they're "posable!"

Heavenly Tubey

I Hate This Goddamn Show

Hero Tubey

He's Not Super, He's Fabulous!

Back view:

Hero Tubey poses with his buddy, Superman.

How creepy is this Superman doll, by the way? Yeeeesh.

Hooplehead Tubey

Welcome to Fucking TWoP. It Can Be Combative.

Idol Tubey

We Don't Accept Mediocrity, We Produce It.

Immunity Tubey

Outwatch. Outpost. Outsnark.

Logical Tubey

Faith of the Snark!

Mafioso Tubey

Don't Fuck With Tubey.

Prison Tubey

Real Time Tubey

Friend or Faux?

Robot Tubey

I Am A Toaster... And I Have A Plan.

Spy Tubey

Who's Your SpyDaddy?

Vampire Tubey

I Mock You With My Tubey Pins.

(pins? I mock you with my... stuffed... Tubey??)

Wiccan Tubey

Good Witches Don't Die. They Just Get Fired.

Test Pattern Tubey

see the test pattern here:
http://www.pacificnet.net/~johnr/images/bars52.gif

heh.

Red Tubey

Orange Tubey

I love Orange Tubey...

Yellow Tubey

Green Tubey

Blue Tubey

Purple Tubey

next to a black one, so you can hopefully see the color. It didn't photograph well - he's a dark purple.

Grey Tubey

Pink Tubey

Baby Blue Tubey and MORE!!!

Baby Blue Tubey:

Nega Tubey:




Bastard Tubey:



with his Arrogant Bastard Pills. Label says:

Patient Name: Bastard Tubey

Arrogant Bastard Pills*

Take 24x/day or as needed.

*not intended to cure or treat any disease

Refills Remaining: 1,000,000

(they're actually Tic Tacs.) Pill bottle un-velcroes from his side for easier access, cane is permanently attached.

Light Up Tubey:


squeeze him to turn his light on and off. Batteries included (2 AA's). Tubey's butt un-velcroes so the batteries can be changed when they die. Don't lose his stuffing!

Thong Tubey:

Tubey has a nice butt. ;o)